大颖和小霞，大军的两个朋友，去王抗美家把人家的萝卜吃了。还一人一下子把王春洋脸上干了个井字儿。
　　我认为最漂亮的那个是大颖，因为几句台词都是她的，而且很帅一摆手让小霞坐下。

　　Do you agree with me?


　　

When you have testicles there is some shit in life you can do that should have you stripped of them. Here is some of that shit.

-Wear a pink shirt:
When babies are born the only thing used to tell the difference between male and female is blue and pink… That never changes. Stop it.

-Peirce anything:
I see an earing, I think gay. If you aren't gay, buy a calender… It's 2008.

-Tan:
"I went hunting and killed me a a couple deer today, what did you do?"

"I went to the tanning salon."

 I rest my case

-Type any of the following:
LOL - TTYL - ROFLMAO - TEE HEE. Say any of that shit out loud… I fucking dare you.

-Drink any form of coffee that has more than two syllables in it:
COF-FEE . If you say Non fat carmel macciatio, with light foam, and whipped cream… You deserved to be bitch slapped for putting that much work into ordering anything. Steak.. Beer… Check please.

-Extending your pinky while drinking:
Who the fuck are you… Prince Charles? Last time I checked, your grip doesn't increase by removing a finger. If you ask me, it's a glaring advertisement of dick size.

-Singing in the car:
I don't care if you are singing Master of Puppets by Metallica. From my car, it looks like you are singing a Kelly Clarkson song.

-Frost your tips:
Look around the salon you are in. The only other guy there wants to fuck you.

-Order a fruity drink:
If you are drinking booze then it better be beer, brown, or clear. If it's red, orange, pink, or God forbid blue… you bite the pillow. There is no booze in there! Girls drink shit like that so they can pretend to be drunk when they let us fuck them. Order a real drink.

-A tattoo on your lower back:
Thats where Wolverine came…

What did I miss?

Do you know guys who do any of this?

Am I wrong about something?

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